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MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE OF HIMSELF ARRESTING A BUNNY AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST OJM G
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Celebrities without teeth.
this is literally so terrifying like I wish I never saw it but now I don’t want to be alone in this discomfort so I am reblogging it so all of you will see it
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